Tag: trying for 3000
group name: incredible
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December 23, 2008 04:22 PM EST --
My friend called a Venetian-blind repairman to come pick up a faulty blind. The next morning, while the family was at breakfast, the doorbell rang. My friend's wife went to the door, and the man outside . . .
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June 03, 2009 11:38 PM EDT --
A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana. One morning, the two went out to pick berries for their breakfast. They went gathering berries in tremendous quantities, along . . .
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June 04, 2009 06:16 PM EDT --
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, . . .
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June 04, 2009 06:22 PM EDT --
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! . . .
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June 04, 2009 06:26 PM EDT --
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. "How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"
"What . . .
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June 04, 2009 11:15 PM EDT --
Johnny Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:17 PM EDT --
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."
"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:24 PM EDT --
Three guys, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer were out in the woods on a scouting expedition. When all of a sudden, something quickly began to run through the brush.
The physicist observed . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:29 PM EDT --
A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:22 PM EDT --
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph! . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:25 PM EDT --
1. "George Bush didn't win the popular vote either, and he did pretty well for himself!"
2. "Up until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was either!"
3. "If you want an encore, I'll . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:33 PM EDT --
One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
"Billy Bob," Tommy asked, "How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:38 PM EDT --
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains . . .
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June 07, 2009 11:41 PM EDT --
Just received this in the mail an hour ago.
You are receiving this note because you have been selected as a winner for that recent sweepstakes!
Your prize is described below:
100 SpotCash . . .
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June 08, 2009 05:04 PM EDT --
A freshly elected U.S. president is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen when a little man comes up to him.
"Excuse me Mr. President but my name is Jason Prins and . . .
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June 08, 2009 06:22 PM EDT --
As the Manager of a small business that employs 80 people, I have finally resigned to the fact that someone from a political party I don't like is President, and that our taxes and government fees will . . .
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June 08, 2009 06:24 PM EDT --
An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the . . .
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June 08, 2009 06:26 PM EDT --
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. . . .
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June 08, 2009 10:54 PM EDT --
A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for spare change. Stan adamantly rejects the man in disgust while Ryan, on . . .
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June 09, 2009 12:19 AM EDT --
- A new algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.
- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.
- Dr. Kervorkian was seen filling IV bottles at pool side.
- You haven't seen . . .
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