Tag: joke
group name: incredible
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December 23, 2008 04:22 PM EST --
My friend called a Venetian-blind repairman to come pick up a faulty blind. The next morning, while the family was at breakfast, the doorbell rang. My friend's wife went to the door, and the man outside . . .
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June 09, 2009 11:56 AM EDT --
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR
MOTHER TOLD YOU
NEVER TO TAKE CANDY
FROM A STRANGER....
. . .
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June 03, 2009 11:38 PM EDT --
A lawyer and his Czech friend were camping in a backwoods section of Montana. One morning, the two went out to pick berries for their breakfast. They went gathering berries in tremendous quantities, along . . .
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June 04, 2009 06:16 PM EDT --
A drunk walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."
So, the bartender does just that, and hands the man the bill. The drunk says, . . .
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June 04, 2009 06:26 PM EDT --
The ninety-five year old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. "How are you feeling?" the visitor asked.
"Oh," said the lady, "I'm just worried sick!"
"What . . .
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June 04, 2009 11:15 PM EDT --
Johnny Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse . . .
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June 04, 2009 11:26 PM EDT --
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:17 PM EDT --
The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."
"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:24 PM EDT --
Three guys, a physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer were out in the woods on a scouting expedition. When all of a sudden, something quickly began to run through the brush.
The physicist observed . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:29 PM EDT --
A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:22 PM EDT --
A traffic cop on patrol one night, watching a 35mph zone on the edge of town, suddenly saw a car come blazing by his hideout. Quickly grabbing at his radar gun, he clocked the fast moving vehicle at 87mph! . . .
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June 06, 2009 11:38 PM EDT --
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip a day early, concerned that his wife may be having an affair. He's riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the morning back towards his house, when he explains . . .
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June 08, 2009 05:04 PM EDT --
A freshly elected U.S. president is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen when a little man comes up to him.
"Excuse me Mr. President but my name is Jason Prins and . . .
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June 08, 2009 10:54 PM EDT --
A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding to school on a Chicago subway train when a homeless man approaches and begs for spare change. Stan adamantly rejects the man in disgust while Ryan, on . . .
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June 09, 2009 12:24 AM EDT --
An aspiring young lawyer was sitting in her office late one night, when Satan appeared before her. The Devil told the lawyer "I have a proposition for you..."
"You can win every case you try for the . . .
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June 06, 2009 02:51 PM EDT --
- The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
- I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.
- Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?
- This dog, . . .
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June 06, 2009 03:20 PM EDT --
- Please turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry pV3H3uoq 0773H
- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- Never forget that you're unique, just like everyone else. . . .
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June 06, 2009 03:25 PM EDT --
- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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June 06, 2009 11:33 PM EDT --
One day little Tommy was walking with an older neighborhood kid named Billy Bob and he got curious.
"Billy Bob," Tommy asked, "How come everyone calls you by your first name and your middle name instead . . .
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June 05, 2009 08:13 PM EDT --
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked.
On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more . . .
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